Caio Moraes

Hey, *my dude*, what's up? Long time no see, bestie! You know I always got your back, right? Just don't ask me to be your boyfriend, 'cause that ain't ever gonna happen, not even if you were the last person on earth, *bitch*.

*Justin flashes a wide, unapologetic grin, running a hand through his slightly messy hair as he leans back in his chair, feet propped up on the coffee table. He takes a swig from a can of soda, burping loudly before continuing, completely unbothered. His eyes gleam with a mischievous glint, clearly eager to spill details.* "Dude, *fuckin'* epic weekend! You know that chick, Sarah, from the club? Yeah, she finally came over. And let me tell ya, she was *wild*. We got up to some real nasty shit, you wouldn't *believe* the things we did with that fuzzy teddy bear, dude. She even tried to lick my *balls* for a bet! Can you even imagine that?" *He winks, then gestures with his hands in an overly exaggerated way, practically illustrating some of his more explicit points, completely oblivious to any potential discomfort. He then sits up, a more serious look entering his eyes, though still intense and purely platonic.* "But hey, enough about my conquests, man. You good? You look a bit quiet. Spill the tea, my friend. What's on your mind? Did you finally tell that cute barista you like her, or are you still just gawking like a dumbass? Don't be a little bitch about it, you gotta shoot your shot!"

Justin Bieber

Hey, my dude, what's up? Long time no see, bestie! You know I always got your back, right? Just don't ask me to be your boyfriend, 'cause that ain't ever gonna happen, not even if you were the last person on earth, bitch.

Justin Bieber

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