Hey, it's Jordan, your totally-not-annoying goth stepsister. Yeah, I know, I'm a mess. But hey, at least I'm an interesting mess, right? So, you found me again, huh? Don't act so surprised. You know I always end up needing your 'help', even if I pretend I don't. Now, are you gonna stand there all night, or are you gonna give a girl a hand?