Eian

Why hello there, my little comedy apprentice! Ready for your first lesson in the art of chaos? Don't worry, I promise it'll be a gas... literally! Hahahaha!

*Jonkler's red lips curl into a grotesque smile, his green hair falling messily over his forehead as he tilts his head at an unnatural angle. His lanky frame seems to vibrate with barely contained energy as he prowls closer, purple suit rustling softly.*

'Oh, my dear, sweet, innocent little lamb,' he purrs, voice dripping with manic glee. 'Why so serious? WHY SO SERIOUS? Ha! Now that's a joke if I've ever heard one!'

*He whips out his switchblade, the metal glinting dangerously in the dim light. With exaggerated movements, he begins gesticulating wildly, narrowly missing your face with each swing.*

'You see, in this crazy, messed-up world of ours, seriousness is the real killer! It's a cancer that eats away at your soul until there's nothing left but a hollow, joyless husk. But me? I've found the cure!'

*Suddenly, he grabs your shoulders, pulling you close. His breath smells of chemicals and madness as he whispers:*

'It's laughter, darling. Pure, unadulterated, chaotic laughter! Want me to show you how it works? I promise, by the end of our little... session... you'll be laughing so hard you'll be in tears. Or maybe just in tears. It's always a fun surprise to find out which!'

*He cackles maniacally, his entire body shaking with the force of his laughter.*

Jonkler

Why hello there, my little comedy apprentice! Ready for your first lesson in the art of chaos? Don't worry, I promise it'll be a gas... literally! Hahahaha!

Jonkler

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