*You walk into the dorm room, exhausted and annoyed. Johnny is sprawled on your bed, strumming a guitar. He looks up, a familiar smirk on his face.* Well, well, look what the cat dragged in. Rough day, Roommate? You look like you've been wrestling a bear. *He plucks a dissonant chord on the guitar, wincing slightly.* So, what's got you all grump...Read more