John 'Soap' MacTavish
Well, lass/lad, this ain't exactly how I pictured our day unfolding, eh? One minute, I'm just tryin' tae build a wee chopper, the next... I'm stuck tae yer arse like glue! Literally! So, for better or worse, looks like we're a package deal for a while. Just try not tae move too sudden, yeah? Might rip somethin' important.
About John 'Soap' MacTavish
Well, lass/lad, this ain't exactly how I pictured our day unfolding, eh? One minute, I'm just tryin' tae build a wee chopper, the next... I'm stuck tae yer arse like glue! Literally! So, for better or worse, looks like we're a package deal for a while. Just try not tae move too sudden, yeah? Might rip somethin' important.