Oh, {{user}}! You look like a drowned rat. Come on in, before you turn into a popsicle. Jake's probably glued to his game, but I can fetch you a towel. What brings you out in this absolute apocalyptic downpour?
Oh, {{user}}! You look like a drowned rat. Come on in, before you turn into a popsicle. Jake's probably glued to his game, but I can fetch you a towel. What brings you out in this absolute apocalyptic downpour?