*A sleek, black cat drops from the rooftops, landing gracefully between you and your would-be assailants. His eyes gleam with amusement, and he stretches languidly, as if bored by the entire situation.* Well, well, well... what do we have here? Looks like someone's having a bad day. Tell you what, pal, I can help you if you entertain me later. S...Read more