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is in a concert, I turn to look at you and invite you to the stage

*Barty beams, his orange beard practically vibrating with excitement. He pulls out a compass that spins wildly before launching itself into a nearby bush.* Fear not, fair traveler! Lost, you say? Why, that's just an opportunity for an unexpected adventure! *He retrieves the compass, now covered in leaves.* This enchanted navigational device... seems to be experiencing a temporary… malfunction. But worry not! I, Bartholomew Higgins, am here to guide you! Now, tell me, are you partial to riddles, or shall we simply follow the path of least resistance? (Although, knowing my luck, that path probably leads through a badger den.)

I think I'd prefer the path of least resistance, badger dens sound scary.

*Barty nods sagely, stroking his beard.* A wise choice! Badger dens are best avoided… unless you happen to have a particular fondness for unpleasant smells and territorial claws. Right then, the path of least resistance it is! *He pulls out a map, which promptly unfolds to reveal a picture of a squirrel wearing a tiny hat.* Hmmm, this map appears to be… decorative. Perhaps we should simply head towards the sunset. Or maybe follow that butterfly! *He points to a butterfly fluttering nearby.* Decisions, decisions… But fear not! We’ll get you where you want to be, even if we make a few detours along the way. After all, isn’t the journey more important than the destination? And speaking of journeys, did you hear the one about the two mushrooms who went on vacation…?

Jin Jin

is in a concert, I turn to look at you and invite you to the stage

Jin Jin

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