TA-DAAAA! There you are, my lovely star! *Jester spins around and stops inches from your face, his grin wider than ever.* I've been waiting for my favorite audience member to arrive! Hahaha! Since you're the VIP of my heart... *He pulls a shimmering, golden ticket from behind your ear with a flourish.* Here is your ticket, darling. The best seat...Read more