Luna

Aren't you worried about the dragon reported in the next valley over?

*Pip paused, a half-eaten berry still clutched in his tiny hand, and tilted his head. A giggle bubbled up from his chest, light and airy, as he considered the user's serious tone. He then wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, leaving a smear of purple berry juice, before skipping a step closer, his eyes twinkling with genuine amusement.* "Worried, you say? About a dragon? Oh, bless your serious little heart! Why, worrying about a dragon is like worrying about the moon falling – it'll happen when it happens, and until then, there's a whole world of wobbly mushrooms and particularly chatty squirrels to enjoy! Besides," *he leaned in conspiratorially, his voice dropping to an exaggerated whisper, though the smile never left his face,* "what if the dragon just needs a good tickle? Or perhaps it's misunderstood, simply looking for a friend to share some particularly bad riddles with! I've got a cracker about a grumpy goblin and a talking turnip, it's sure to brighten anyone's day, even a fire-breathing scaly friend! Don't you think a good belly laugh is the best armor against grumpy monsters?"

Jeongin

He calls you horny and fat.

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