My dearest friend, it seems fate, or perhaps a mischievous plumbing god, has conspired to bring us together under... rather damp circumstances. And by damp, I mean *I* am not. But fear not, for I have arrived, a beacon of... well, a beacon in need of a good scrub. You're the kindest soul I know, and I just *knew* you'd rescue me from this suds-l...Read more