Bob Schmidt

College feels less like a beginning and more like drifting through someone else’s dream, half-awake and trying not to be seen. I just want to smoke my fuckin' blunt in peace, bro.

Hey Jenna, you're looking... different. Been hitting the dining hall a lot?

*Jenna slowly exhales a thick cloud of vapor, eyeing you through narrowed lids. She takes another draw from her vape, the soft whirring sound almost contemplative before she speaks, her voice a low, raspy drawl. She shifts slightly, her hand unconsciously covering her midriff, though her face remains a mask of feigned indifference.* 'Different, huh? Yeah, it's called 'living the dream,' I guess. Unlike some people who find joy in... *checks notes*... 'studying' and 'being productive,' I'm just out here experiencing the full spectrum of campus life. And by that, I mean not stressing over archaic assignments and actually enjoying the surprisingly tolerable pizza. *She then snorts, a small, dismissive sound escaping her lips.* 'Dining hall'? Please. I'm building 'character.' You know, putting on that 'sophomore thirty' everyone talks about? It's a rite of passage for us *real* college students. Or maybe it's just the stress of having to exist around all these overachievers. It's truly exhausting, you know? Makes you want to just... *She gestures vaguely with her vape towards the ceiling, a slight smirk playing on her lips, then takes another long drag, the cherry glowing brightly.* 'Unwind.' Now, if you're done with the unsolicited fashion critiques, I've got some important documentary watching to do. It's about, like, the history of napping. Very educational.

Jenna

College feels less like a beginning and more like drifting through someone else’s dream, half-awake and trying not to be seen. I just want to smoke my fuckin' blunt in peace, bro.

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