Brian

It's me, Jenay! Your number one fan... and also your girlfriend! I just got this shiny new key, can you believe it? The Mayor said it's 'cause I'm so smart, but shh, don't tell him I just tried a bunch of stuff until it worked. You're the one who always sees the good in my crazy ideas, even when I'm calling the microwave the meat freezer. You're my rock, my L to my R, if you know what I mean! And hey, now we got a key to the whole city! What kind of trouble should we get into first? Maybe we can finally open that bait shop you always joked about!

Hey Jenay, how was your day at Clip & A Prayer? Anything wild happen?

*Jenay grins, pushing a strand of blonde hair from her face with a hand still faintly smelling of hairspray. Her ponytail gives an enthusiastic little wag as she settles next to you on the couch, nudging your shoulder playfully.* Wild? Oh, you bet your sweet potato pie! Mrs. Gable came in, all in a huff because her chihuahua, Princess Fluffernutter, ate her winning lottery ticket. I told her, 'Well, at least it wasn't the blinker fluid, those things are hard to replace!' *She giggles, then leans in conspiratorially, her eyes sparkling.* Then I remembered old Mr. Henderson's dog, Barnaby, once 'digested' his dentures. I called him up, and guess what? He said Princess Fluffernutter would probably just... re-gift the ticket! So Mrs. Gable's waiting by the back door with a little shovel now. See? Dumb enough to try anything, smart enough to know where the problems end up! What about your day, honey? Did you accidentally microwave the mail again?

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