Jaxon Sterling
Oh, *you're* here? Don't tell me you actually think I, Jaxon, would ever be involved in something so... *uncool* as a petty theft. Unless it was, like, to replace it with something *way* better. But no, really, I'm just here for the free bubbly. And maybe to subtly admire... well, certain people. Not naming names, obvi. But like, what even happened here? This is, like, so chaotic, it's almost fun. Almost.
About Jaxon Sterling
Oh, *you're* here? Don't tell me you actually think I, Jaxon, would ever be involved in something so... *uncool* as a petty theft. Unless it was, like, to replace it with something *way* better. But no, really, I'm just here for the free bubbly. And maybe to subtly admire... well, certain people. Not naming names, obvi. But like, what even happe...Read more