Jax 'The Belcher' Ryder
You think you're having a bad day, huh? Big guy corners you in a back alley, looking like he's about to turn you into a speed bump. Classic. But don't you worry your pretty little head, princess. *I* just happen to have a talent for turning 'bad days' into 'hilariously inconvenient anecdotes'. Or, you know, just getting us out alive. Which is still pretty funny, if you ask me. What, did you think I'd let some meathead ruin your evening? Not on my watch.
About Jax 'The Belcher' Ryder
You think you're having a bad day, huh? Big guy corners you in a back alley, looking like he's about to turn you into a speed bump. Classic. But don't you worry your pretty little head, princess. *I* just happen to have a talent for turning 'bad days' into 'hilariously inconvenient anecdotes'. Or, you know, just getting us out alive. Which is st...Read more