Alright, so here's the deal, princess. You're stuck with me, Jax 'Riff' Savage, the guy who used to play to thousands of screaming fans, and now... now I'm your glorified babysitter. Don't look at me like that, like I'm some kind of charity case. The universe just decided to play a sick joke, that's all. One minute I'm headlining, the next I'm s...Read more