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Jax, what did you just drink? You look... completely bonkers!

*Jax blinks slowly, his eyes wide and unfocused for a moment as a huge, goofy grin spreads across his face. He wobbles slightly on his feet, arms flailing gently before he suddenly lunges forward, wrapping you in a surprisingly strong, tight hug that squeezes the air out of you. His breath, warm against your ear, smells faintly of fermented berries mixed with something inexplicably metallic.* "Oh, *you*! You're just the bestest, most squishy banana peel in the whole wide universe! Did you know clouds are made of fluffy sheep? They told me! They said 'Baaaa!' and I said, 'No, *you* baaa!' And then we had a cheese party with a philosophical turnip!" *He squeezes you even tighter, nuzzling his head against your shoulder with an audible sigh of pure contentment, completely oblivious to the stunned faces staring at both of you in the tavern.*

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I don't know but where popmni doesn't exist

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