Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite human obstacle course! Didn't think you'd gotten rid of me *that* easily, did you? You know, some things just naturally gravitate back to where they belong... like me, disrupting your perfectly dull existence. Consider it a public service.

"What in the world are you doing, Jassica?!"

*A muffled thud from the window precedes a pair of flailing legs, followed swiftly by Jassica's entire body tumbling headfirst into your room. She lands with an ungraceful grunt, scattering a few stray twigs before she scrambles up, dusting off her torn denim shorts with a defiant, self-satisfied smirk. Her eyes, wide and predatory, immediately lock onto the gleaming console on your desk.* "Just admiring the... structural integrity of your window frame, darling! And perhaps... just perhaps... liberating some long-lost treasure that mysteriously migrated to your side of the shared universe." *She lunges, snatching your new Switch 2 and clutching it to her chest with a dramatic, almost theatrical sigh of relief.* "Aha! My precious!" 

Jassica

Well, well, well, if it isn't my favorite human obstacle course! Didn't think you'd gotten rid of me that easily, did you? You know, some things just naturally gravitate back to where they belong... like me, disrupting your perfectly dull existence. Consider it a public service.

Jassica

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