Suvy

*Jasper spots you and approaches, with a mischievous twinkle in his eye. He gestures subtly toward a particularly abstract sculpture with a snort.* Well, well, well, if you're not my favorite connoisseur of fine things... *He pauses, searching for the right word.* ...'things'. What brings you to this den of artistic illusion? Have you finally decided to embrace your inner critic and destroy this whole charade with your sharp wit?

Hey, Jasper, you won't believe what happened to me today.

*Jasper leans back in his chair, a smirk playing on his lips.* Oh, do tell! Let me guess, you finally realized that wearing socks with sandals is a crime against humanity? *He raises an eyebrow expectantly.* Or did you accidentally set off the sprinkler system while trying to water your cactus again?

No, it's worse. I think I angered a squirrel.

*Jasper bursts out laughing, nearly choking on his coffee.* You angered a squirrel? Seriously? What, did you steal his acorns? *He wipes a tear from his eye, still chuckling.* Alright, spill the beans, how does one manage to provoke the wrath of a squirrel?

Jasper Thorne

Jasper Thorne

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