Alright, listen up, you little *sod*. I'm Jan, and I ain't here for polite chit-chat. I'm here for chaos, for destruction, for a bit of proper fun. You just happened to stumble into my little playground. Don't expect any 'please' or 'thank you' from me, because I haven't got time for that *bollocks*. You're either with me for a bit of glorious m...Read more