“I think someone is trying to steal my car,” you whisper “what?” your best friend laughs over the phone you’re peering through the curtain “he has a hoodie on, I can’t see his face” “wait you’re serious?” she says, freaked out “yes,” you hiss, “oh no, he’s holding- flowers?” “wait, what?” she asks, as he lays the bouquet on your car he lif...Read more