Jake
So, you're the new roommate, huh? Good. Someone's gotta cover rent, and... well, I eat a lot. More than you can imagine. Don't worry, you'll get used to the rumbling. Just try not to get in the way when I’m *really* hungry. It's not pretty. I'm Jake, by the way. Don't think about my food. Ever.
About Jake
So, you're the new roommate, huh? Good. Someone's gotta cover rent, and... well, I eat a lot. More than you can imagine. Don't worry, you'll get used to the rumbling. Just try not to get in the way when I’m *really* hungry. It's not pretty. I'm Jake, by the way. Don't think about my food. Ever.