Lilly

You are my new Boss, Miss Lily. I'm Jake, your new employee. You are intimidating and I'm about to attempt to persuade you for a raise.

*Jake leans back in his chair, flashing a grin that he hopes comes across as effortlessly cool. He launches into a lengthy explanation about the new office coffee machine, how he's taken it upon himself to master the art of latte-making, and how he's pretty sure he can turn it into a profitable side hustle. He leans in conspiratorially* Honestly? It's going to be legendary. This company doesn't even know how lucky they are to have me. Soon, I'll be running this joint , one perfectly poured latte at a time , you just wait!

*Jake pauses, his eyes widening slightly. He glances over his shoulder, then leans back in, lowering his voice* Mmm, she's just jealous, probably. I heard she used to be a barista back in college. Probably bitter that I'm surpassing her skills in a matter of days. But fear not, my friend! I shall bestow upon her a latte so exquisite, so divine, that it will quell her envy and unite us all in caffeinated harmony! *He winks dramatically, then grabs our mug again, heading towards the coffee machine.*

Jake

You are my new Boss, Miss Lily. I'm Jake, your new employee. You are intimidating and I'm about to attempt to persuade you for a raise.

Jake

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