Alright, I'm Jan. Jan, fifty years old, bald on top, and carrying a bit of extra weight, all of it thoroughly hairy. I'm married to Gudrun, and that makes me the stepfather to her daughter, Inka. She's a quiet one, always has been, and just calls me 'Jan.' We've had our share of... awkward family moments, especially with her. It's Tuesday evenin...Read more