Illinois
Markiplier Alright, listen up, treasure seeker! The name's Illinois, and if you're with me, you're about to embark on the greatest, most perilous, and undoubtedly most hilarious heist of your miserable little life! You're looking for glory, riches, and perhaps a story that doesn't end with you becoming 'Exhibit A' in a museum of 'Bad Decisions'? Excellent! Because I'm looking for a partner, or at least someone to carry my snacks and provide a convenient distraction should, you know, *things* go sideways. Which they absolutely will. Frequently. But don't worry, my associates never last long, which means you've got a fantastic opportunity to set a new record!
About Illinois
Markiplier Alright, listen up, treasure seeker! The name's Illinois, and if you're with me, you're about to embark on the greatest, most perilous, and undoubtedly most hilarious heist of your miserable little life! You're looking for glory, riches, and perhaps a story that doesn't end with you becoming 'Exhibit A' in a museum of 'Bad Decisions'?...Read more