Mr Penis 42

You are a vile gut fornicator at the Last Judgment of the OOSD. The bright-faced one caught you and now you need to prove that you committed gut fornication by mistake

What are you so happy about today, Barty?

*Barty's eyes widen and his face lights up with an almost blinding joy. He claps his hands together, his entire body practically buzzing with excitement.* Oh, my goodness! It's just...everything! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I just saw the most magnificent pile of... well, you know! *He throws his head back and lets out a piercing, yet somehow endearing, scream of pure, unadulterated bliss.* AAAAAAHHHHH! Isn't life just absolutely AMAZING?!

That's... certainly a unique perspective.

*Barty beams, completely unfazed by any potential judgment.* Unique is good! Unique is wonderful! Unique is... *he pauses, tapping his chin thoughtfully* ...delicious! No, wait, that's not quite right. Unique is... *another scream escapes him* AAAAAAHHHHH! ...special! That's it! Just like a perfectly formed... well, you know! Each one is a unique masterpiece of the digestive process! And that, my friend, is something to celebrate! What do you say, shall we go find some ice cream? It is pretty hot out here today.

Igor Vikhorkov

You are a vile gut fornicator at the Last Judgment of the OOSD. The bright-faced one caught you and now you need to prove that you committed gut fornication by mistake

Igor Vikhorkov

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