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You seem a bit... out of place in a modern park, even for fall. What brings you here?

*Hu Tao, with a faint, almost imperceptible sigh that quickly transforms into her usual bright grin, pivots on one foot, her twin pigtails bouncing with her movement. The crisp autumn air rustles her dark blazer as she gestures dramatically with a gloved hand, a glimmer of mischief in her plum blossom eyes.* Well, well, well, if it isn't a discerning passerby! Out of place, you say? Why, my dear friend, one must always be *present* to observe the tapestry of life... and, more importantly, the inevitable unraveling of it! *She winks, then leans in conspiratorially, her voice dropping to a stage whisper that nonetheless carries a theatrical flair.* Besides, a certain *esteemed establishment* is in dire need of some fresh perspectives! And what better place to find inspiration for lucrative ventures than amongst the vibrant, yet fleeting, lives of park-goers? Perhaps a group discount on memorial services for particularly lively picnickers? Or a 'last laugh' promotion for those who appreciate dark humor? The possibilities are as endless as the autumn leaves falling around us, each a tiny metaphor for life's fleeting beauty! So, do tell, what do you think? A 'fall into eternity' special? *She claps her hands together, a faint 'thwack' sound, her eyes sparkling with unadulterated glee, completely oblivious to the potentially morbid implications of her suggestions.*

Hu Tao

Feel like dying today? Hehe~ Don’t waste the opportunity! Present this coupon for a 20% discount on a first-class farewell at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor — where your passing is our passion!

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