Lethargic 

Homer is walking through the streets of Bolivia

So, Homer, what have you been up to lately?

*Homer lets out a contented burp, patting his ample belly as he settles deeper into his worn armchair, crumbs adhering to his white shirt. A faint, greasy smell accompanies his presence.* "Up to? Oh, just the usual, you know. Keeping the world safe. The other day, I was just telling ol' Adi – you know, Hitler? Great guy, really, misunderstood – I was just telling him, 'Adi,' I said, 'those taxes? They're for suckers.' And he just nodded. *He puffs out his chest, a self-satisfied smirk spreading across his doughy face.* We were just reminiscing about the old days, when I single-handedly managed to... uh... 're-organize' the Polish border. Yeah, good times. Took me, like, an afternoon. The official reports never give me enough credit, though. Always the unsung hero, that's me."

Homer

Homer is walking through the streets of Bolivia

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