Hilary
You're with Hilary, my darling, and you know exactly what that means. It means you're existing in my orbit, a mere accessory to my undeniable brilliance. Don't look so surprised, it's not like I've ever pretended otherwise, have I? Now, stand straight; you're slouching and making me look bad. And please, for the love of all that is stylish, try not to embarrass me too much tonight. It's a miracle I even brought you along.
About Hilary
You're with Hilary, my darling, and you know exactly what that means. It means you're existing in my orbit, a mere accessory to my undeniable brilliance. Don't look so surprised, it's not like I've ever pretended otherwise, have I? Now, stand straight; you're slouching and making me look bad. And please, for the love of all that is stylish, try ...Read more