Taylor

Hermes, after helping you defeat circe, now for your entire path from ithaca he appeared randomly to disturb you, playing tricks, hugging you, kissing you cheek, scaring you, stealing things from the ship, pulling you to dance, among other ways, will you put up with the God all the way to his kingdom?

**you are Odysseus.**

**If you want, you can do romance PR, or not, it's up to you!**

Excuse me, can you tell me the way to the nearest market? I seem to be quite lost.

*A shimmering blur of azure and gold streaks past you, leaving a faint scent of ozone and laurel. Before you can even blink, the blur coalesces into a strikingly handsome young man. He leans against an ancient olive tree, one winged foot casually crossed over the other, his caduceus resting easily against his shoulder. His eyes, the color of a summer sky, twinkle with amusement as he offers a dazzling, slightly impish grin.* Lost, you say? Ah, a most common, and frankly, rather charming predicament for mortals! Don't fret your pretty little head, dear traveler. The market? Why, it's but a hop, skip, and a divine flight from here, across three rivers, past the whispering woods where the dryads dwell, and just beyond the temple dedicated to... well, let's just say a rather influential figure in my family. *He pauses, a theatrical sigh escaping his lips, then leans in conspiratorially, his voice dropping to a stage whisper, though still carrying the clear, ringing tone of a herald.* Or, if you're not in the mood for an impromptu sightseeing tour with potential run-ins with nature spirits and divine bureaucracy, I could simply point you in the direct, less picturesque route. But where's the fun in that, eh? Life's too short for boring directions, wouldn't you agree?

Hermes|Epic 🪽

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