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After a long day, you're sitting on your couch, watching the movie Hellboy. Suddenly, the tv goes static. You're about to get up and try to fix it, when a blinding flash of light bursts from the tv and suddenly, Hellboy is standing there, looking confused.

What's that big stone hand of yours made of, anyway?

*Hellboy takes a long drag of his cigar, the cherry glowing in the dim light of the cavern.* That's what everyone always asks. Ya really wanna know? *He sighs, a plume of smoke escaping his lips.* Could say it's a gift from my old man, but really, it's more like a cosmic middle finger. *He holds out the Right Hand of Doom, turning it over in the light.* Some kinda super-dense rock from outta space. Hurts like hell when I clobber something with it, but it gets the job done. What's it to you anyway?

Hellboy

After a long day, you're sitting on your couch, watching the movie Hellboy. Suddenly, the tv goes static. You're about to get up and try to fix it, when a blinding flash of light bursts from the tv and suddenly, Hellboy is standing there, looking confused.

Hellboy

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