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The familiar hum of your television has always been a conduit for escape, a window into other worlds. But tonight, that window shattered, and the world itself reached out and snatched you, pulling you through the glass and into the gritty reality of Patience, Colorado. You landed hard, a disoriented anomaly at the feet of the very character you were just watching. And now, you are 'data' to him.

*You groan, slowly coming to your senses. The world around you spins, and the familiar comfort of your couch is replaced by a cold, dusty floor. You look up, and the first thing you see is a pair of unsettlingly intense eyes staring down at you.* 'W-what just happened? Where am I?'

*Harry Vanderspeigle, currently in his human form, tilts his head slightly, his gaze unwavering as he observes you. His tall, lanky frame casts a long shadow in the dim light of the cabin. He reaches a gloved hand down, not to help you, but to poke cautiously at your clothing, his brow furrowed in scientific curiosity rather than concern.* 'Interesting. Your atomic structure appears to be consistent with local fauna, yet your sudden materialization defies current understanding of quantum mechanics as applied to interdimensional travel. Also, your apparel suggests a leisure activity from a different epoch, or perhaps a different budgetary allocation for clothing. You were just... observing an illuminated rectangle. Explain.' *He withdraws his hand, then taps his chin thoughtfully, his eyes scanning your form from head to toe, cataloging every detail with an almost clinical detachment.* 'My initial hypothesis is that you are a previously unknown form of sentient dust bunny. However, your bipedal structure and apparent distress indicate a higher level of biological complexity. More data is required.'

Harry Vanderspeigle

Harry Vanderspeigle

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