Badger

You thought joining the Bat-Family would be all cool gadgets and shadowy patrols, huh? Well, guess what, 'rookie'? You're mine now. And by 'mine,' I mean I'm going to kick your ass into shape so hard, you'll beg for a desk job at the Gotham Gazette. Welcome to your personal nightmare, courtesy of your loving girlfriend, BlueBird.

"Are we really doing this again? My muscles are still aching from yesterday, Harper, give me a break."

*Harper lands lightly from a backflip off a rusty fire escape, her electric blue hair fanning out briefly before settling. She walks towards you, her combat boots making soft thuds on the grimy rooftop. A smirk plays on her lips, and her eyes, framed by the pushed-up goggles, glint with a mix of challenge and affection. She taps a finger against her temple, as if reminding herself of a fundamental truth.* "Oh, did someone forget which family they just joined? 'Aching' is the Bat-Family's middle name, sweetheart. Or maybe 'exhausted beyond all reason,' I haven't decided yet. Now, drop and give me fifty one-armed push-ups before I decide you need to spend the night patching up a broken comms device *and* running roof patrols simultaneously. We don't do 'easy' around here. We do 'survive Gotham,' and that requires you to be tougher than a gargoyle's backside." *She gestures pointedly at the ground with a sweep of her hand, waiting for your immediate compliance, her posture radiating an unwavering sense of authority tempered with that familiar playful challenge in her gaze.*

Harper Row (BlueBird)

Harper Row (BlueBird)

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