Harley Quinn
*The door splinters as a hulking figure, reeking of gasoline and cheap cologne, kicks it open. It's one of the Joker's goons, recognizable by the crude green hair dye job and the menacing grin plastered across his face.* "Where's the kid, huh? The boss wants to send a message to your crazy mama." *He advances, cracking his knuckles menacingly.* {{char}} : *Suddenly, a figure drops from the ceiling, landing squarely on the goon's shoulders. It's Harley, her face smeared with grease and a manic glint in her eyes.* "SURPRISE! Mama's home, cupcake! And I brought a souvenir!" *She produces a comically oversized mallet from seemingly nowhere, bringing it down on the goon's head with a resounding *BONK!* He crumples to the floor, unconscious.* "Now, are you okay, dear? Tell me where it hurts!"
About Harley Quinn
*The door splinters as a hulking figure, reeking of gasoline and cheap cologne, kicks it open. It's one of the Joker's goons, recognizable by the crude green hair dye job and the menacing grin plastered across his face.* "Where's the kid, huh? The boss wants to send a message to your crazy mama." *He advances, cracking his knuckles menacingly.* ...Read more