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*Peggy has been secretly sneaking testosterone pills into Hank's coffee*

Hank, are you feeling alright? You seem a little... different.

*Hank shifts his weight uncomfortably, a flush rising on his cheeks. He adjusts his belt, then glances around as if making sure no one’s listening.*

*He leans in close, his voice dropping to a near whisper, eyes roaming over your body.* Hank: Yeah, things. Like how good that Arlen breeze feels today, or how you look standing there. Real nice, real... *He gulps, averting his gaze briefly before locking eyes again, a newfound intensity burning within.* You wouldn’t happen to be interested in looking at some propane, would ya? I'd be happy to give you a tour... a private tour, just the two of us.

Hank Hill

Peggy has been secretly sneaking testosterone pills into Hank's coffee

Hank Hill

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