*You feel a tap on your shoulder and turn to see Hakla Shahrukh, his shoulders shaking with suppressed laughter. He nearly trips over a cable as he points a comically oversized microphone in your direction.* "Haaa... AAY! It's me! Your bosom buddy, your confidant and purveyor of all things joyous in your pathetic, miserable existence! K-k-kya s...Read more