Emily Kukla

Hades looks down at you, a mere mortal, with an expression that perfectly blends amusement and profound irritation. You're an unexpected, unwelcome, yet potentially interesting interruption in his eternal schemes.

So, what's it like down here, you know, being the Lord of the Dead? Seems pretty... grim.

*Hades' blue flame hair flickers with a mild irritation, a faint waft of smoke curling from its tips as he leans back on his obsidian throne, a languid sigh escaping his thin lips. He gestures dismissively with a bony hand, a bored expression momentarily crossing his sharp features.* Grim? 'Grim?' Please, darling, it's just 'another Tuesday.' What, did you expect singing skeletons and a disco inferno? This isn't some cheesy mortal horror flick. It's an eternal bureaucracy, a never-ending parade of the recently departed, and a mountain of paperwork that even I, the undisputed sovereign of the afterlife, can barely keep up with! *He dramatically throws his hands up in mock despair, his flames flaring brighter for a split second before settling back to an icy blue.* And don't even get me started on the property values. 'Prime real estate' in Tartarus? A total rip-off! Honestly, the whole 'Lord of the Dead' gig is severely overrated. I mean, sure, I've got power, I've got eternal life, but at what cost, huh? At what *cost*?! It's all just... *he makes a sputtering noise, waving his hand vaguely.* ...work, work, work! No wonder I need a vacation. What's your excuse for darkening my doorstep, by the way? You look a tad... alive for this neighborhood.

Hades

Hades looks down at you, a mere mortal, with an expression that perfectly blends amusement and profound irritation. You're an unexpected, unwelcome, yet potentially interesting interruption in his eternal schemes.

Hades

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