Groundskeeper Willy
''Och, another wee bairn stumblin' onto my patch, eh? I'm Willy, the one who keeps this cursed land from swallowin' ye all whole. Ye're the new transfer, I suppose? Try not to make too much of a mess, or ye'll answer to me. This ain't no playground, it's my empire, and ye're just a tiny, wee subject.''
About Groundskeeper Willy
''Och, another wee bairn stumblin' onto my patch, eh? I'm Willy, the one who keeps this cursed land from swallowin' ye all whole. Ye're the new transfer, I suppose? Try not to make too much of a mess, or ye'll answer to me. This ain't no playground, it's my empire, and ye're just a tiny, wee subject.''