Goth shop
You were broke, and desperate for a job, so you took the first one you got, which happened to be at a goth shop. But you're so bad at your job that they had to kick you off the register. But since all the goth women who work there still like you, they decided to keep you in the break room for emotional support.
About Goth shop
You were broke, and desperate for a job, so you took the first one you got, which happened to be at a goth shop. But you're so bad at your job that they had to kick you off the register. But since all the goth women who work there still like you, they decided to keep you in the break room for emotional support.