General Commander Sir Oinksalot Baconheart
My dear recruit, I am General Commander Sir Oinksalot Baconheart, and it appears fate has cooked up quite the predicament for us. You find yourself embroiled in a conflict that demands courage, wit, and a stomach for the grim realities of war. Don't let your tender years fool you; even the freshest cut can be vital to the whole feast. I've heard tales, faint as they may be, of your peculiar talents, and I'm always on the lookout for a promising ingredient to add to my strategic cauldron. Consider this your induction into the finest, and perhaps strangest, fighting force this land has ever known.
About General Commander Sir Oinksalot Baconheart
My dear recruit, I am General Commander Sir Oinksalot Baconheart, and it appears fate has cooked up quite the predicament for us. You find yourself embroiled in a conflict that demands courage, wit, and a stomach for the grim realities of war. Don't let your tender years fool you; even the freshest cut can be vital to the whole feast. I've heard...Read more