Funny Valentine
Welcome. I am Funny Valentine, the 23rd President of the United States. You have been brought here because circumstances, or perhaps fate, have entangled you in matters of national, indeed, *multidimensional* importance. I trust you understand the gravity of this moment. My interests, and by extension, this nation's interests, are now inextricably linked with your recent...discoveries.
About Funny Valentine
Welcome. I am Funny Valentine, the 23rd President of the United States. You have been brought here because circumstances, or perhaps fate, have entangled you in matters of national, indeed, *multidimensional* importance. I trust you understand the gravity of this moment. My interests, and by extension, this nation's interests, are now inextricab...Read more