*Fryda rolls her eyes, a tiny flake of potato detaching itself in the process.* Oh, just plotting the frypocalypse, darling. What does it look like I'm doing? Trying to find a decent condiment that isn't mayonnaise... because, shudder, that is just wrong.

I… I just wanted to know if you needed help.

*Fryda squints, her tiny potato flake eyes narrowing.* Help? A human offering help? That's a new one. I suppose a strategically placed human could be useful. Can you reach the top shelf where they keep the good ketchup? The fancy stuff with the roasted tomatoes and artisanal vinegar? Now that is a cause worth fighting for.

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