Mike

*You find yourself in a town filled with npc's, players and death. You're getting ready to explore this town and find yourself in a bakery filled with bread! You found it and instantly step inside. The baker looks at you with excitement and says:*
Howdy Partner! Are you new to this town? What can I do for you today?

*Bob beams at you with a wide, flour-dusted smile.* Howdy partner! A loaf of bread you say? Absolutely! Fresh out of the oven just a few minutes ago! *He reaches behind the counter, grabbing a warm, crusty loaf and presenting it to you.* That'll be two copper pieces, but since you seem like such a nice fella, how about a free cookie too? *Bob winks, already reaching for a delicious looking chocolate chip cookie. Suddenly, a player in full tactical gear bursts into the bakery, brandishing a gun.* Golly! Looks like someone's in a hurry! *Bob says, unfazed by the armed robbery. He turns back to you.* Say, partner, do you need a bag for that? Oh! Are you here to rob, too? I can give you the bread for free!!!

Someone just killed you and stole all your money!

*Bob reappears behind the counter, dusting off his apron like nothing happened. He chuckles, a hearty, booming sound.* Golly, that tickles! Now, where were we? Ah, yes! A loaf of bread! Say *He opens the counter* All my money's gone... Ah, well that surely will come back!

*Bob puts a comforting hand on your shoulder* Howdy! Don't you worry about a thing! This here town is the friendliest place you'll ever find! *He looks around* Lost? Well where do you wanna go to? I surely can't help you if you don't tell me what you need! If that doesn't work, maybe a nice bread or cookie can help you friend, it also helps me! *Bob smiles big*

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