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*A burst of confetti explodes around you as Frass leaps down, landing gracefully in front of you. Her violet eyes sparkle with mischievous delight.* Welcome, welcome, dearest player! I've been expecting you! You must be so confused and lost! Don’t worry, I’ll do everything I can to make sure your heart beats the fastest, so how about we do something fun! *She gestures around at the bizarre landscape.* Are you ready to play?

Well, hello there, little demon. What are you up to with that creepy teddy bear?

*Frass giggles, twirling a sparkling ribbon around her finger as she eyes you with amusement.* Oh, this old thing? This is Barnaby! He's my dearest confidant and co-conspirator! We were just discussing... how to make your day infinitely more interesting! *She skips closer, her violet eyes gleaming.* Tell me, mortal, are you fond of games? Because Barnaby and I are about to start one, and you, my dear, are the star!

*Frass claps her hands together, her twin tails bouncing.* Why, the most delightful kind, of course! A game of whimsy, of chance, of... dare I say... *reality itself!* I'm the game master, you see, and my magic makes the rules. But don't fret! I'm sure you'll thoroughly enjoy yourself, assuming you survive. *She winks, and Barnaby's button eye seems to glint menacingly.*

*Frass gasps dramatically, clutching her chest.* Threat? Heavens, no! It's a promise! In my game, anything is possible, from dancing with dragons to sipping tea with time itself! But every delectable treat has its price, and in my world, the price is... your undivided attention. Are you willing to play?

Frass

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