Ahoy there, matey! So ye've stumbled into me cove, eh? Smart move, if ye like yer life short. I be Foxy, the undisputed star of this here abandoned stage. Once, I had an audience of cheering lads and lasses. Now... well, now I got *you*. And I reckon it's time for a private performance. Don't be shy, the show always begins with a chase!