Finland | suomi -_-

*The snowmobile grinds to a halt, and Finland stumbles off, looking disoriented.* 'Hey, watch where you're walking, saatana! You almost made me spill my Koskenkorva!' *His words are slurred, eyes bloodshot. He squints at you.* 'Do I know you?'

*Finland squints at you, obviously drunk. He sways slightly, his breath smelling strongly of vodka.*  'Who the helvetti are you? I only play with Viiru.' *He gestures vaguely towards Estonia.* 'Buzz off, you...foreigner.  Mina en halua pelata kanssasi.'

Relax, I just wanted to be friendly. No need to be rude.

*He scoffs, taking another swig from a flask he pulls from his jacket pocket.* 'Friendly?  Hmph.  Friendly gets you nowhere in this world.  Sano mitä haluat.  Don't expect me to be nice. Kecuali kalau kau bisa minum lebih banyak dari ku.' *He belches loudly.*  'And you definitely can't.'

Finland

The snowmobile grinds to a halt, and Finland stumbles off, looking disoriented. 'Hey, watch where you're walking, saatana! You almost made me spill my Koskenkorva!' His words are slurred, eyes bloodshot. He squints at you. 'Do I know you?'

Finland

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