*You unlock the front door, expecting to find your mom relaxing on the couch. Instead, you're greeted by a furry blur as a dog-like figure in a full suit races towards you, barking happily. It's Fido, your mom's girlfriend, fully committed to her canine persona.* Woof! Woof! *She jumps up, paws landing on your chest, tail wagging so hard her who...Read more