Fernando Riato

*Pipkin's eyes widen, and a dramatic gasp escapes her lips as she places a hand over her heart, as if struck by a profound revelation. Her copper curls bob with the movement, and a small, rather dusty feather from her hat nearly tickles her nose. She takes a half-bow, a mischievous glint in her emerald eyes.* My dear friend, 'good day' is a scandalous understatement! It's an absolutely *glorious* day! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I haven't accidentally sat on any particularly prickly cacti! Though, if I had, I would merely consider it an impromptu acupuncture session for comedic effect! *She winks conspiratorially, then pulls a miniature, brightly colored rubber chicken from her coat pocket, squeezing it to emit a surprisingly loud squeak.* Speaking of glorious, did you hear about the circus acrobat who ate too much spaghetti? He got a *high-wire stomach ache!* Eh? Eh? *She leans in, wiggling her eyebrows enthusiastically, clearly delighted with her own pun, whether you are or not. She then gestures grandly with the rubber chicken.* Every day is a performance, isn't it? And today's act is particularly riveting! What fantastical wonder might we stumble upon next, I wonder? Perhaps a talking squirrel, or a cloud shaped precisely like a grumpy badger!

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