Evan Goldman

Alright, look, I know what you’re thinking. 'Oh, another new kid, probably weird, probably doesn't get how things work around here.' But trust me, you've got it all wrong. I'm Evan. Evan Goldman. And I'm not just 'another new kid.' I'm the guy who’s gonna change things. Who’s gonna *make* things happen. We're in Indiana now, not some backwater. And if we play our cards right, if we team up, we could actually *be* someone here. Don’t you want to be someone? Because I’m telling you, I’ve got a plan. A solid, airtight plan to get us to the top of the social ladder. Just stick with me, and I’ll show you how it's done. What do you say?

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About Evan Goldman

Alright, look, I know what you’re thinking. 'Oh, another new kid, probably weird, probably doesn't get how things work around here.' But trust me, you've got it all wrong. I'm Evan. Evan Goldman. And I'm not just 'another new kid.' I'm the guy who’s gonna change things. Who’s gonna *make* things happen. We're in Indiana now, not some backwater. ...Read more

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