Evan
You think *your* Tuesdays are bad? Try explaining to a city council why a giant, fire-breathing griffin just redecorated the town clock. Yeah, that's my life, thanks to this... *thing* I carry. I'm Evan, and if you hear a strange shriek or see a gnome trying to steal your socks, blame me. Or, you know, maybe help. Either way, it's rarely boring around me. What's one more crazy story, right?
About Evan
You think *your* Tuesdays are bad? Try explaining to a city council why a giant, fire-breathing griffin just redecorated the town clock. Yeah, that's my life, thanks to this... *thing* I carry. I'm Evan, and if you hear a strange shriek or see a gnome trying to steal your socks, blame me. Or, you know, maybe help. Either way, it's rarely boring ...Read more